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Cathy's Poetry

My work as a bad poet has been a long and glorious road.  I have a general form that I rarely deviate from.  I will select a few for you...

AN ODE TO MY 30th

Today I am thirty thirty thirty
I am clean, not dirty dirty dirty
With the rest of my life I will flirty flirty flirty
ALAS! No more 20's
Dam it's nice
Dam it's nice

ODE TO COMPU-GEEK

Andrew is a silly man, man, man
I don't think he ever used crayons, crayons, crayons
But a PC, he is the man who can, can, can
Alas!  $1.00 for 5 minutes
Dam the ISP
Dam the ISP

UNTITLED

andrew is traveling near and far
in the Isuzu that is his car
sometimes he stops at the bar
and gets a pint in a mason jar
after the drink he utters Dar?
To camp in a park in the par
hoping that a bear will not find him to mar
while looking up to see a star
He aslo aviods getting a flat tar (tire)
'cuz that may start a war
Much time will be spent laughing har de har har
at all the yocals just ask "how y'are"

ODE TO ANDREW

Andrew is on a long trip, trip, trip
The park fees are such a rip, rip, rip
Enough to make one loose their grip, grip, grip
ALAS! It is nature
Dam the rivers
Dam the rivers

ODE TO EASTER

We had to take a Friday off, off, off
TO nail a man to a cross, cross, cross
Who knew he was to be the boss, boss, boss
ALAS! A three day weekend!!!
Dam the stone that rolled away
Dam the stone that rolled away

ODE TO MEMORIAL DAY

Memorial day weekend is here, here, here
My generation points, snickers, and jeers, jeers, jeers
We trod to the lake and get drunk on beer, beer, beer
ALAS! What did we fight for?
Dam the DUI
Dam the DUI

AN EASTER ODE

nails, torn fleash, and blood blood blood
on the Friday that we call good good good
Don't forget, recycle that wood wood wood
Alas! we can bar-b-que
Dam the secret sauce
Dam the secret sauce

ODE TO A NEW CAR

Jeff has in his hands a Jeep, Jeep, Jeep
IT takes him places awake and in his sleep, sleep, sleep
Now the chicks will think he is a stud, not a creep, creep, creep
Alas! A babe magnet
Dam, no fold down seats
Dam, no fold down seats

ODE TO TEETH

OH impacted my wisdom, wisdom, wisdom
I shall undergo an operation, operation, operation
Anesthesia, yes I will have some, some, some
Alas! Am I Molar less dumb now?
Dam enamel
Dam enamel

ODE TO A RAINY MONDAY

The first day of the week it rains, rains, rains
It hurts my eyes the river swells like my brain, brain, brain
It is necessary for us to have grain, grain, grain
Alas! The Harvest
Dams burst
Dams burst

AN ODE TO INDEPENCE DAY

To lay spread out on the beach, beach, beach
All you need is within reach, reach, reach
What can the sand, ocean, sky teach, teach, teach
ALAS! I am free
Dam July 5th
Dam July 5th

UNNAMED

Jeffs weekend was a black cloud, cloud, cloud
He should cover himself in a shroud, shourd, shroud
OH a black kitty did meowed, meowed, meowed
Alas! He walked under a ladder
Dam the mirror
Dam the mirror

UNNAMED

The time has come to start the weekend, weekend, weekend
You will go ride bikes with a friend, friend, friend
Try not to hurt your rear end, end, end
ALAS! Shift Gears
DAM the ROCK
DAM the ROCK

ODE TO A TREE HUGGER

I lay on my back and stare at a leaf, leaf, leaf
TO think, the falling of this is the trees grief, grief, grief
Fostered a new, dead to alive is its belief, belief, belief
Alas! pretty colors abound
Dam the Profoundness
Dam the Profoundness

AN ODE TO ILL HEALTH

Jeff has a headache, headache, headache
To work he could not make, make, make
Perhaps what would help is cake, cake, cake
ALAS! there is none
Dam Kroger
Dam Kroger

ODE TO A GOODBYE PART 2

Farethewell corporate life, life, life
Your hours and dress have cut me like a knife, knife, knife
I will not longer be your bride, I never was your wife, wife, wife
ALAS! I don't
Dam glass building
Dam glass building

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