You know you're a Tracker when.... ..you can identify scat by the taste. ..there are more brains in your freezer than in your head. ...your idea of a tanning salon is a rack and a bucket of brains. ...your idea of a mansion is a two-person debris hut. --- From: Carl "Platanus occidentalis" DeMarco how many trackers does it take to change a light bulb? none, they use wideangle vision. how many trackers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they make a primitive lantern. how many trackers does it take to change a light bulb? none, they light a potato chip. how many trackers does it take to change a light bulb? none, they put on blindfolds and listen for the drum. how many trackers does it take to put out the light? one, but he's gotta be damn good with a throw stick. --- From: "Marc Besse" Just when you thought you never wanted to here another joke :). Here is a re-post of my original "Top Ten Tracker Jokes". Drum roll please... 1. You know your a Tracker when your idea of entertainment is bear smacking. 2. You know your a Tracker when wide angle vision almost causes you to rear-end the car in front of you. 3. You know your a Tracker when your idea of telecommuting is the Sacred Silence. 4. You know your a Tracker when your favorite toothbrush is a half chewed hazel twig. 5. You know your a Tracker when loosing your bow-drill bow is far more devastating than loosing your car keys. 6. You know your a Tracker when the first thing you do each morning is wipe the debris out of your eyes. 7. You know your a Tracker when you look to small children to figure out what you are doing wrong in life. 8. You know your a Tracker when you find yourself stalk walking to meat section in your grocery store. 9. You know your a Tracker when you idea of a romantic date is crawling down animal runs with your companion on a Saturday night. 10. You know your a Tracker when on Christmas day all of your presents are frozen under three feet snow out by the Christmas tree. -- From: Carl "Platanus occidentalis" DeMarco you know you're a tracker when there's more debris in your car than the eastern deciduous forest. you know you're a tracker when you won't throw away a stick because it might belong to somebody. you know yer a tracker when you won't throw a stick away cuz it might be sumpthun. you know yer a tracker when you can build a debris hut in your car. you know yer a tracker when you don't have to leave yer car to track mice. how do you hide a candy bar from a tracker student? put it under a bar of soap. (this one i actually heard at our back to back). you know yer a tracker when yer idea of a babe magnet is a debris hut built for two. if there's more dirt between yer toes than first and third at yankee stadium, yer probably a tracker. -- From: Steve Lefevre You know you're a tracker when... - Running water means a nearby stream. - You've studied tracking all your life only to be shown up by a little boy who's been blind since birth.